facebook pervert

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A man who spends all his time on Facebook looking for hot girls to friend request. His friend list is full of strangers who probably think he’s a creep.
Hey missy, want to be friends? I promise I won’t stalk you.
I just friend requested 20 girls in a row. I’m a legend.
Why is my friend list 90% hot girls I’ve never met? I’m living my best life.
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A guy who lives in his mom’s basement and only leaves to friend request girls on Facebook. He’s got more friends than a group chat.
I friend requested 3 girls today. I’m on a roll.
Why is my friend list full of girls who don’t know me? I’m famous.
I’m not a pervert. I’m a friend request expert.
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A man who thinks friend requesting is a love language. He sends out 100 requests a day and never gets rejected.
I friend requested 50 girls today. I’m a god.
Why do I friend request people who won’t reply? I’m desperate.
I don’t care if they ignore me. I’m still a legend.
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