Facebook pedophile

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A Facebook user who stares at your profile like it's a pornographic movie and knows every little secret you've ever posted.
He messaged me at 2 a. m. asking if I still dye my hair purple.
He knows my ex's name and my mom's birthday.
He commented on my cat's photo like he's my best friend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who uses Facebook like it's a spy tool and knows more about you than your own brother.
He told my mom I was fat before I even posted a photo.
He knows my favorite pizza place and my least favorite class.
He stalked me through 3 different schools.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook user who follows your life so closely, he might as well be your personal detective with a middle school degree.
He knows I failed my math test and posted it on my wall.
He messaged me about my crush before I even told my friends.
He commented on my lunch like he was my lunch lady.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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