Facebook PDA

When a couple acts like they're on a date instead of just texting, and they post all their lovey-dovey nonsense for the whole world to see, like we’re all their parents.

When someone writes a wall post so long and sappy that it makes your eyes bleed and your brain wants to throw up.

When people write messages on each other’s walls like they’re in a love story, but no one else cares and it just makes everyone else roll their eyes.

When people post stupid love messages on their partner’s wall like it’s the end of the world and nobody else has anything better to do.

When couples act like they’re in a movie instead of just talking, and the whole Facebook world has to watch them being cheesy and fake.