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When your friends post about their kids acting like wild animals, they're really begging for help because they're about to lose their minds.

My kid just threw a chair at my head.

I think my son is trying to escape from my house.

My daughter called me a 'piece of garbage' in front of her friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook friend who knows nothing about your life but thinks they're a parenting expert. They reply to every post like they're your new best friend and your new worst enemy.

You: I'm tired. My kid won't stop talking.

Facebook Parent: You need to take him to a therapist and a jail.

You: My kid won't stop eating pizza.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Parents who post like their kids are perfect little angels, but in real life their kids are probably screaming in the background and the parents are hiding in the closet.

My kid just won a spelling bee.

We had a perfect family dinner.

Our kid got straight A's.

by Slangipedia 13d ago