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A Facebook friend who acts like they're your mom but they're not. They comment on every post like they're giving you a lecture. You want to block them but you're too lazy.
Mary: Had a bad day. Wish I had more cash.
Facebook Parent: Mary, I know a guy who can fix your finances. My cousin's ex is a financial wizard.
Mary: Met some guy last night. Can't remember his name, but I hope I see him again!
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A parent who comments on every post like they're trying to solve the world's problems. Their kids are probably screaming in the background.
Update: My kid just threw a tantrum in the grocery store.
Facebook Parent: You should have just taken him to the mall.
Update: My kid is being a brat again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Parents who post perfect family pictures but in real life they're the worst. They probably yell at the kids and then post a selfie with them.
Post: Family picnic in the park. Everyone is smiling.
Caption: The best day ever!
Post: My kid got an A on the test.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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