Facebook Pandemic

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A Facebook Pandemic is when everyone and their grandma starts posting the same dumb stuff, and it takes over your feed like a virus, but worse because it’s not even contagious.
My cousin posted a video of her cat doing nothing, and now 12 of my friends have posted it too.
My teacher shared a meme about pizza, and now my whole class is arguing about cheese versus pepperoni.
My uncle started a group called 'People Who Still Use Facebook' and now it has 500 members.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Pandemic happens when your feed turns into a trash fire of the same stupid posts, and you can’t escape it even if you try to hide under your bed.
My mom posted a picture of her breakfast, and now my entire family is posting their breakfasts every morning.
My friend’s ex started a trend of posting 'I miss you' every hour, and now my feed is filled with sad posts.
My dog got a million likes for a photo of him eating a sock, and now my whole neighborhood is posting dog stuff.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Pandemic is when your feed gets infected with the same boring posts, and you want to scream, cry, or just delete your account.
My dad posted a video of him mowing the lawn, and now my whole town is posting lawn mowing videos.
My friend’s mom started a challenge called ‘Post Your Favorite Pizza’ and now 20 people are arguing about pineapple on pizza.
My sister started a group called ‘People Who Hate the Pandemic’ and now 300 people are fighting in the comments.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Pandemic is when your feed becomes a battlefield of the same dumb posts, and you just want to throw your phone out the window.
My neighbor started a trend of posting ‘I’m bored’ every day, and now my whole block is doing it.
My cousin’s kid posted a video of her dancing to ‘Baby Shark,’ and now my feed is full of dancing kids.
My friend’s dad started a group called ‘People Who Still Care About Facebook’ and now it has 200 people fighting in the comments.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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