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A digital battlefield where people trash-talk each other on Facebook like they're in a trash can fight. It can be flame wars, poke battles, or just random insults that make your face feel like it's on fire.
My cousin started a flame war with my aunt over who had better hair in the 2000s.
My best friend and I had a poke fight that lasted for weeks. I poked him 20 times in one day.
My mom got into a Facebook-off with her old flame because he called her a 'sack of potatoes.'
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A person who looks like a model in their Facebook picture but looks like they just escaped from a garbage truck in real life.
My classmate’s Facebook picture is perfect, but when she walks into class, she looks like she just woke up from a nightmare.
My dad’s Facebook picture is him in a suit, but when he shows up to work, he’s wearing pajama pants and a hat.
My crush’s profile pic is amazing, but when I saw him in person, he looked like he’d been hit by a truck.
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