Facebook Nurse

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a nurse who only shows up for the easiest part of the job and then vanishes like a ghost

I swear the Facebook Nurse only works when there's coffee and no patients

She showed up for the first hour, then disappeared until the last hour, like she was paid by the minute

The Facebook Nurse logged in for 10 minutes and then went on a lunch break for three hours

a nurse who clocks in just to collect the paycheck and clocks out before the real work starts

The Facebook Nurse came in, said hi, and left before the shift even began

She was there for the first hour, then vanished like she was never there

The Facebook Nurse logged in, took a coffee break, and logged out before the night shift started

a nurse who only does the job when it's convenient and then disappears like they never existed

The Facebook Nurse only showed up when there were no patients and left before the chaos started

She was there for the first hour, then vanished like she had a life

The Facebook Nurse came in, took a coffee, and left before the real work began