Facebook Novel

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A Facebook message so long it might as well be a novel and makes your eyes bleed from all the words crammed in like a sardine can.

My weekend was so good it should have its own biography.

I woke up at 6 AM and that’s a war crime.

I ate three pizzas and regretted it immediately.

A Facebook message that’s longer than your mom’s stories and makes you wish you could just die from boredom.

I had a conversation with my cat and it was more interesting than this post.

I tried to do my taxes and my brain exploded.

I watched 10 hours of cat videos and now I’m a cat.

A Facebook message so long it could be a book and makes you wonder if the person is trying to kill you with words.

I got into a fight with my toaster and lost.

I cried at a commercial and that’s embarrassing.

I tried to fold a towel and it looked like a warzone.

A Facebook message that’s so long it might as well be a thesis and you’re just here for the drama.

I had a dream about my ex and it was more dramatic than this post.

I tried to cook and it looked like a crime scene.

I listened to my mom’s stories and I want to die.

A Facebook message that’s longer than a sermon and makes you feel like you’ve been trapped in a church for hours.

I had a conversation with my dog and it was more meaningful than this.

I tried to clean my room and it looked like a tornado hit.

I watched my dad dance and I’m still confused.

A Facebook message so long it could be a college essay and you’re just here to scream.

I got into a fight with my neighbor and it was more exciting than this.

I tried to do my homework and it looked like a foreign language.

I cried at a movie and that’s just sad.