facebook noob

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A total Facebook newbie who doesn't know how to scroll down or post a selfie without falling asleep. They never grow up, but they can get better if they hang out with someone who knows what they're doing and isn't a total waste of space.

"Why is my timeline blank? Did I die?", posted at 2 AM

"Can you tell me how to like a post? I’ve been trying for three hours."

DM: "I joined a group called ‘Cool People’ and now I have 479 friends. What did I do?"

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fresh Facebook face who joins every group and page they see, copies your posts like they’re trying to steal your brain, and asks for help just to post a cat video. They act like they're smart, but they're just confused.

"I joined 527 groups. Why do I feel empty?", posted on a group called ‘People Who Are Sad’

Copied your post about your dog, but spelled ‘dog’ as ‘d0g’

Sent a message: ‘How do I post a photo? I’m dying here.’

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who joined Facebook and thought it was a party. They comment on every post like they're friends with everyone, post random nonsense, and still do it even after years. Some people never grow up, they just get more annoying.

Commented on a post from 2013: ‘This is still relevant, bro.’

Posted: ‘I just ate a sandwich. This is important.’

Still comments on every post, even if they’re from 2011.

by Slangipedia 4d ago