Facebook Ninja

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A Facebook Ninja is someone who haunts your messages and photos like a ghost, but you can never catch them. They don’t have an account and never show up when you tag them. They’re like the internet’s version of a ghost.
You see your ex in a group chat, but they don’t have a profile picture.
You post a photo and your mom is in it, but she didn’t tag herself.
Your crush is in your friend list, but they never post anything.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook Ninja is someone who sneaks into your account while you’re half-asleep, and changes your status to something ridiculous like 'I’m a vampire.' They do it while you’re getting coffee or taking a leak.
Your status changed to 'I’m a vampire' while you were in the bathroom.
Your status said 'I’m in jail' when you were just eating a sandwich.
Your status read 'I’m a unicorn' while you were napping.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook Ninja is someone who hides from you like a coward, but comments on everyone else’s wall like they own the place. They’re online, but you never see them.
You message them, and they don’t reply. But they comment on your cousin’s post.
They’re online, but they don’t reply when you tag them.
They’re commenting on everyone’s post, but they don’t answer your message.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook Ninja is someone who responds to every post, comment, and message in less than 10 seconds. They never miss a beat and are always ready to fight.
You post a picture of your breakfast, and they reply in 3 seconds: 'That looks delicious.'
You comment on a post, and they reply before you even finish typing.
You message them, and they reply before you can even breathe.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook Ninja is someone who lurks in the shadows of your account, stealing your secrets and watching you like a creep. They’re like a creepy version of a friend.
They comment on your post at 2 a. m. and say, 'That’s a nice photo.'
They tag you in a group chat when you didn’t even know they existed.
They like your post and then disappear forever.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook Ninja is someone who adds every single person who sends them a friend request, but then they vanish for weeks. They’re like a friend who only talks to you when they feel like it.
They accept your friend request, but then they never post anything again.
They added 50 people in one day, but then they vanished for two weeks.
They accept your friend request, but then they don’t even comment on your post.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Facebook Ninja is someone who’s always online, but they never show up when you message them. They’re like a ghost who doesn’t even want to be seen.
You message them, and they’re online, but they don’t reply.
They comment on your post, but they don’t respond when you tag them.
They’re online 24/7, but they never answer your messages.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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