facebook night shift

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Facebook night shift is when you post so much at night you might as well be a ghost haunting the internet

I posted 12 times in 2 hours. My phone is broken. My brain is broken. My life is broken.

My dog barked at me for posting too much. He’s tired. I’m tired. We’re all tired.

I posted about my sandwich. My sandwich is now famous. I am now famous. My dog is now famous.

Facebook night shift is when you’re so bored you start arguing with your ex on Facebook at 2 a. m.

My ex and I are fighting over who is more boring. I think I win. I think I’m more bored.

I posted, 'You were never my type.' He replied, 'You were never my type either.' I am confused. I am angry. I am bored.

My ex and I are having a war. The war is on Facebook. The war is at 2 a. m.

Facebook night shift is when you’re too lazy to sleep but too hyper to just watch TV

I posted 10 times. I drank 3 sodas. I stared at my phone like it was my best friend.

I posted about my feelings. My feelings are confused. My feelings are tired. My feelings are bored.

I posted about my day. My day was a disaster. My day was a mess. My day was a Facebook post.

Facebook night shift is when you log on at night and never log off again, even if it’s 4 a. m.

I logged on at 11 p. m. I logged off at 4 a. m. I have no idea what time it is. I have no idea what I did.

I posted about my cat. My cat is now a Facebook influencer. I am now a Facebook influencer. My life is now a Facebook influencer.

I posted so much my phone is crying. My phone is sad. My phone is tired. My phone is confused.

Facebook night shift is when you’re so obsessed with Facebook you start ignoring your family, your friends, and your own brain

I posted about my mom. My mom is now my best friend. My mom is now my enemy. My mom is now my Facebook post.

I posted 20 times. My brain is now a Facebook post. My brain is now tired. My brain is now confused.

I ignored my family for 3 hours. They are now my enemies. They are now my Facebook posts. They are now my problems.

Facebook night shift is when you’re so bored you start posting about your feelings, your food, and your face

I posted about my feelings. My feelings are sad. My feelings are happy. My feelings are now famous.

I posted about my food. My food is now my best friend. My food is now my favorite thing. My food is now my life.

I posted about my face. My face is now my favorite thing. My face is now my life. My face is now my Facebook post.