facebook nazi

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A smelly, overly obsessed person who reports every single post that isn't perfect. They act like they're the king of Facebook and everyone else is a peasant.
'I reported that post because it had a swear word!'
'That meme was too funny, so I had to report it.'
'I reported my own mom for commenting on my profile.'
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A person who thinks they're God because they can delete your post. They argue with you like you're a kid who forgot to do their homework.
'You said something rude, so I deleted it!'
'I'm the Facebook police and you're in trouble!'
'I don't care if you're right, I'm deleting it anyway.'
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The invisible people who work at Facebook and decide what you can see and what gets deleted. They don't care about you, just their own opinions.
'They deleted my post because it didn't match their politics.'
'They don't want you to see the truth.'
'They made me look stupid just because they felt like it.'
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A loudmouth who posts nonstop about their dumb opinions. They think they're the smartest person on the planet and they'll make you listen whether you like it or not.
'Trump is the best president ever, and Obama was the worst!'
'The economy is doomed, and it's all because of aliens!'
'I saw it on CNN, so it's definitely true.'
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A sad, lonely person who lives in a basement and deletes people's posts just to feel important. They cry in the corner and eat pizza for dinner.
'I deleted that post because I felt like it.'
'I live in my mom's basement and I hate the world.'
'I cried so much I got a headache.'
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