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Facebook Nausea is when you read some idiot's post about their kid throwing up, their ‘my man’ doing push-ups at 3 a. m., or their dog eating a sock, and you want to throw up or delete the app.
My kid just ate a whole pie. I’m not even mad. I’m just sick.
My man just got a tattoo of a chicken. It’s a little too much.
My dog swallowed my ex’s sock. I think he’s trying to kill me.