facebook narcissist

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A Facebook narcissist is someone who thinks every post, comment, or photo you put online is a direct message to them. They’re delusional, loud, and always ready to yell at you.
You post a picture of your cat and they reply with 'Why are you ignoring me? I’m right here!'
You update your status to 'Had a bad day' and they send a message saying 'That’s about you, isn’t it?'
They comment on your birthday post and say 'I knew you’d forget me.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook narcissist is someone who spends their whole life chasing your updates, comments, and likes. They’re like a dog that won’t stop barking at your feet.
They message you every time you like a post. 'You’re watching me, aren’t you?'
They comment on every photo you post. 'Why is this not about me?'
They create fake accounts just to message you. 'Look, I have 10 friends who all agree with me!'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook narcissist is someone who can’t take a hint. They twist every post you make into a personal attack. They’re the reason you want to throw your phone out the window.
You post 'Had a great day' and they reply with 'You’re trying to make me feel bad.'
You like a post and they think you’re mocking them.
They message you 20 times in one day. 'Why are you ignoring me? I’m your best friend!'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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