Facebook Narcissism

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When you post every little stupid thing you do just to look important, even if it's something as dumb as eating a sandwich.

I just ate a sandwich. Like, it was a big deal.

I posted 12 pictures of my lunch. Just because.

I took 20 selfies in the bathroom mirror. For no reason.

When you act like you're the center of the universe just because you changed your profile picture again.

I changed my profile picture. I'm sexy. You're not.

I posted 7 pictures of myself in one day. I'm a legend.

I added 50 strangers just to feel important.

When you brag about everything you do on Facebook but don't even talk to your actual friends.

I just sat on the toilet. It was a moment. You didn't even notice.

I cussed you out on Facebook. You're not even my friend.

I posted 30 times today. You posted once. You're a failure.

When you take way too many pictures of yourself and don't care if people think you're a freak.

I took 10 selfies in the mirror. I'm a god.

I posted 50 pictures of me. I'm not even tired.

I have 67 pictures of me. I'm legendary.

When you update Facebook every single minute like it's your job and you're obsessed with showing off.

I just got up. It's a big deal. You're not.

I posted 12 times today. You posted once. You're a nobody.

I updated my status 5 times in 10 minutes. I'm a legend.