facebook-napped

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You or someone else has accounts on multiple social sites but only ever log on to Facebook. You’ve been brainwashed by the Facebook beast.

I don’t even check my Instagram anymore. Facebook is my only friend.

Why are you still on Twitter? Facebook is the only site that matters.

I had a life before Facebook. Now I’m just a zombie who stares at the screen.

You have profiles on other sites but only ever use Facebook. It’s like Facebook kidnapped you and won’t let you go.

I had a TikTok account. Now it’s just a ghost.

I log on to Facebook and forget I even have a Twitter account.

Facebook is my only love. The others are just fake.

You have accounts everywhere but only go on Facebook. You’ve been cursed by the Facebook gods.

I tried to post on LinkedIn. Then I remembered Facebook was my only friend.

I had a life on Snapchat. Now I just stare at Facebook all day.

Facebook is the only one who talks to me. The others are just dead.

You have multiple social accounts but only ever use Facebook. You’ve been trapped by the Facebook machine.

I had a life on Pinterest. Now I just scroll Facebook all day.

I tried to post on Instagram. Then I got distracted by Facebook.

Facebook is like a jail. I can’t escape.

You have accounts on other sites but only ever go on Facebook. You’ve been hypnotized by the Facebook spell.

I had a Twitter account. Now I just log on to Facebook and forget about everything else.

I tried to use LinkedIn. Then Facebook came and took me away.

Facebook is my only addiction. The rest are just dreams.