Facebook napalm

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A Facebook post or comment so cringe it makes your face look like it got hit by a truck and your future job or date is now dead.

I ate three burgers for breakfast and now I'm crying in the bathroom.

My ex just texted me and I replied with a goat emoji.

I posted a selfie with my dog wearing sunglasses and a hat.

A Facebook comment or post so bad it makes your chances of getting a date or a job look like they got run over by a bus full of raccoons.

I told my boss I was sick because I had a dream about a chicken.

I posted a video of me singing in the shower and it was 10 minutes long.

I wrote a poem about my socks and it was 20 lines long.

A Facebook post or comment that is so low quality it could make a toddler cry and your future looks like it got thrown into a trash can.

I posted a picture of my lunch and it was just a sandwich.

I commented on my friend's post with 'lol' and it was 3 a. m.

I said I was going to the moon and no one believed me.