facebook nanny

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A co-worker who's also your friend and can't shut up about your Facebook rants to your boss like you're a kid who spilled juice on the floor.

I posted 'This meeting is worse than my grandma's stories' and now my boss thinks I'm a rebel.

My friend told my manager I called him a 'disaster in a suit' during lunch.

I said 'This project is going to die' and now I'm in trouble for being dramatic.

Your friend at work who can't help but rat you out to your boss for every dumb thing you post on Facebook, like you're a criminal.

I wrote 'This printer is broken and I'm done' and now my boss is watching me like I'm a suspect.

My friend said I called my manager 'a clueless man' and now I'm on thin ice.

I posted 'This is the worst day ever' and my boss is thinking about firing me.

A friend from work who can't stop telling your boss everything you say on Facebook, like you're a troublemaker who needs a time-out.

I said 'This meeting is a waste of my life' and now I'm getting a warning.

My friend told my boss I called him 'a lost cause' and now I'm in hot water.

I posted 'This job is killing me' and my boss thinks I'm ready to quit.