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A person who looks like a hot mess online but turns into a total disaster in real life.
I thought he was a god, but he showed up in sweatpants and a hairball.
She had a million followers, but her face looked like it had been run over by a truck.
He posted a photo of his abs, but I saw his butt and it looked like a dead raccoon.
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A fake human who looks like a supermodel on social media but is actually a greasy pizza slice in real life.
Her profile was perfect, but when I met her, she had a face like a used sock.
He had a six-pack online, but in real life, he had a six-pack of beer.
His Instagram was a dream, but his real life was a nightmare.
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A person who looks like a saint online but is actually a devil in real life.
She had a perfect life online, but I saw her crying in a McDonald's bathroom.
He posted a photo of a sunrise, but I saw him at 3 a. m. eating a Big Mac.
Her profile was a masterpiece, but her real life was a mess.
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