Facebook Music

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All the music that Facebook thinks you should listen to, even if it's total garbage.
My ex posted a playlist of 80s rock and now I hear it every time I open Facebook.
I tried to listen to a song and it just played the same 10 seconds over and over like it was a broken record.
My mom's dog has a Facebook account and it posted a jazz song. Now I can't escape it.
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The musical version of a group project where nobody cares.
My friend’s playlist has 500 songs and only 2 are good. The rest are just noise.
I joined a band on Facebook Music and now I have to listen to 10 people play the same song badly.
My uncle started a band called 'The Facebook Beats' and it's just him singing in the shower.
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A place where even your cat has a music taste and it’s terrible.
My cat has a playlist called 'Meow Mix' and it’s just meow sounds and elevator music.
I tried to make a song and it automatically added 10 ads. Now my song is 5 minutes long and it’s just ads.
My dad started a music group called 'The Facebook Fanatics' and they just play the same song 20 times in a row.
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