Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

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You keep showing off gross photos and mean stories about your kids on Facebook so you can feel important when they're not.

I just got a picture of my kid throwing up in a toilet. It's the best thing I've ever seen.

My kid has a broken leg and a broken heart. I'm posting it every hour.

I made my kid eat a whole pizza and then took a video of them crying. It was legendary.

You lie about your kids' pain on Facebook to get likes like they're your new best friends.

My kid has a dog bite. It's the worst thing ever. See the blood? It's real.

I just posted my kid's X-ray. It's like a superhero movie.

They're not just sick. They're dying. I'm not exaggerating.

You scream about your kid's misery on Facebook so people think you're a hero when you're just a drama queen.

My kid has a broken arm and a broken soul. I'm posting it right now.

They're in the hospital. I'm posting pictures of their IVs like it's a concert.

I took my kid to the ER just to get 500 likes.

You post every little injury your kid has on Facebook like they're your personal agony channel.

My kid has a tiny scrape. I'm posting it with a caption that says 'This is the worst day ever.'

I took a photo of my kid's bandage and made it look like a war injury.

I just posted my kid's cough. It's like they're dying.

You use your kid's pain as a way to get attention on Facebook like you're the king of misery.

My kid got a paper cut. I'm posting it with a 300-word story.

I just posted my kid's fever. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

They're not just sick. They're in a coma. I'm telling everyone.

You keep showing off your kid's worst moments on Facebook like you're doing them a favor and they're just sad.

I just posted my kid's vomit. It's the highlight of my day.

They're in pain. I'm posting it every hour like it's a job.

I took my kid to the doctor just to get 100 likes.