Facebook Mum

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##MumIsWatching##WineTime##FashionDisaster

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Your mum gets a Facebook account and starts commenting on your life like she owns you and your choices.
Hey love 馃槝, did you eat your veggies? #MumKnowsBest #WineTime
Why are you wearing pants? #FashionDisaster #MumIsWatching
Your friend is ugly. #TruthHurts #MumIsProud
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Facebook mum is a middle-aged woman who posts about everything, her kids, her wine, her ex, and acts like she's the most important person on Earth.
Just had a wine time with the girls. #Friends4Ever #WineIsLife
My kid is perfect. #Proudmum #TheyAllKnowIt
My ex is a loser. #MumKnowsEverything #WineTimeAgain
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mum who posts cringy and fake posts online to show off and make everyone else feel bad.
My kid is perfect and you know it. #Proudmum #YouAreNot
I had wine time with my friends. #WineIsLife #YouHaveNone
My kid is perfect. You know it. #Proudmum #YouAreNot
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A nickname for someone whose mum is a flirt and probably a total slut.
My mum is a flirt. #MumIsASlut #FlirtAlert
My mum flirts with everyone. #MumIsASlut #FlirtLife
My mum is a total slut. #MumIsASlut #FlirtAlert
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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