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A group of self-absorbed middle-aged women who think they're the most important people on the planet. They’re wrong. Very wrong.
I got 5% off yesterday? That’s not a sale, that’s a joke!
Why is my kid’s bike broken? I’m giving you a warning, Karen.
I’m not going to let you ruin my morning with your nonsense.
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The ultimate bully who beats everyone else and thinks they’re the best. They’re not. They’re just loud.
I bullied the bully and now I’m the king bully. Take that, Karen!
I beat the lunch lady and now I’m the school bully.
I beat the kid who took my spot on the bus. I’m the king bully now.
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A group of moms who think bikes are evil and any kid on one is a menace. They’re just jealous they can’t ride a bike.
That kid on a bike is going to crash into me! I’m not moving.
Why is that kid on a bike? They’re probably going to ruin my life.
I hate bikes. They’re the worst.
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The worst group of Karens who complain about everything and nothing. They’re the reason retail workers have ulcers.
Why is the 5% off sale over? I’m going to complain to the manager.
Joe didn’t mow his lawn on time. I’m going to message him.
I’m going to send a DM to the store. They’re not going to ignore me.
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