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Facebook molesting is when someone goes through your whole profile like a dirty old man and likes or comments on every single thing you ever posted.
'This pizza is so good I could eat it for breakfast.', from someone who hasn't eaten in a week
'Your cat is cute, but I've seen cuter.', said by a guy who once tried to pet a raccoon
'This is the best day of your life.', said by someone who just got dumped