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When your Facebook life is so perfect it feels like everyone is begging you to post more. Your posts get liked by strangers. Your comments make people laugh. You're the king of Facebook, and everyone knows it.

My post about my cat getting stuck in the dishwasher got 50 likes and 30 comments. Some of them were from my ex.

I commented on my uncle's vacation picture and he replied with a DM: 'You're the funniest person I know.'

My status about my mom's new boyfriend got 2 likes. Both from my dad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your Facebook life is so good it feels like the universe is on your side. Everyone thinks you're the best. You're the star of the show, and your posts are the highlight of everyone's day.

I posted a picture of my dog wearing a hat, and my neighbor liked it. Then my mom liked it. Then my grandpa liked it.

I made a joke about my job and my boss liked it. Then my boss's boss liked it. Then my boss's boss's boss liked it.

I posted about my crush, and my crush liked it. Then my crush's crush liked it. Then my crush's crush's crush liked it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your Facebook life is so awesome it feels like everyone is jealous of you. You're the best at everything. People can't stop liking your stuff. You're the best, and everyone knows it.

I posted a picture of my breakfast and got 10 likes. My cat liked it. My dog liked it. My mom liked it twice.

I made a funny comment on my friend's post, and he replied with: 'You're the funniest person I know.' Then he liked my post. Then he liked my comment. Then he liked my profile picture.

I posted about my crush, and my crush liked it. Then my crush's crush liked it. Then my crush's crush's crush liked it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago