Facebook Mixtape

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Back when people had real lives, they made mixtapes to impress someone. Now they just spam Facebook messages with YouTube links like a desperate kid begging for a date.

Hey, I saw you listen to Drake. Here’s my whole playlist. I hope you like it or I’ll stalk you.

You like 80s rock? Here’s my top 10. If you don’t like it, I’ll send you a DM at 2 a. m.

I made this mixtape because I’m too ugly to talk to you. Here’s 10 songs. Don’t ignore me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s like a love letter, but instead of words, it’s songs. And the person sending it probably doesn’t know what a good song is, but they’re still trying to impress you.

Here’s my favorite songs. I hope you don’t hate me for sending this.

I made this mixtape because I’m too shy to ask you out. It’s 12 songs. Good luck.

I just listened to this whole thing. You’re welcome. I’m not sure why I sent it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Mixtape is when someone sends you a bunch of songs like they’re trying to win a bet. And they probably don’t even like half of them.

Here’s my mixtape. I swear I didn’t pick all these songs just to impress you.

I made this because I thought it would make me look cool. It didn’t.

I sent you this mixtape because I had nothing better to do. You’re welcome.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s when someone sends you a list of songs like they’re trying to impress you, but they’re just really bad at picking music.

I sent you my mixtape. It’s not good, but I hope you like it.

Here’s my mixtape. Don’t judge me. I just like all these songs.

You’re getting my mixtape. It’s 12 songs. Some of them are terrible. I don’t care.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Mixtape is like a desperate attempt to make someone like you, but they just sent you 10 songs and called it a day.

I sent you my mixtape. It’s 10 songs. If you don’t like it, I’ll cry.

Here’s my mixtape. I hope you like it. I hope you don’t hate me.

I made this mixtape because I’m desperate. You’re welcome.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It’s like a playlist, but someone sent it to you through Facebook like they were trying to impress you, even though they didn’t know what a good song was.

Here’s my mixtape. I hope you like it. I hope you don’t think I’m an idiot.

I sent you my mixtape. I don’t know why I made it. It’s just songs.

You’re getting my mixtape. I hope you like it. I hope I didn’t waste my time.

by Slangipedia 13d ago