facebook misconception

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 4d ago · 5 definitions

Thinking whatever you type on Facebook is the absolute truth. Once you hit send, it's law.

My ex broke up with me because I said my dog was a better boyfriend.

I posted I won the lottery, now my uncle keeps asking for money.

I claimed my pizza was the best, now the whole school thinks I'm a pizza god.

Believing everything on Facebook is real. If you post it, it's gospel. No exceptions.

I said my math teacher was a witch, now she gives me extra homework.

I posted my crush likes tacos, now I get random DMs about tacos.

I said I could bench press a cow, now my gym is watching me.

Thinking Facebook is the only place where truth lives. If you say it, it's true. No lie allowed.

I said my mom was a superhero, now she's fighting crime.

I claimed I could speak dog, now my dog stares at me like I'm crazy.

I posted my cat can fly, now my cat is in a plane.

Thinking Facebook is the final word on truth. If you press send, it's true. No arguing.

I said my math test was easy, now my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

I posted I could beat up a bear, now the whole school thinks I'm a beast.

I said my lunch was the best, now the cafeteria is giving me free food.

Believing Facebook is the only place where truth exists. Whatever you post is the truth. No room for lies.

I said I could run a marathon, now my legs are dead.

I posted my crush is the best, now my crush is my friend.

I said my dog could talk, now my dog is texting me.