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A smug, attention-hungry Facebook user who thinks their existence is so important that they post every tiny detail of their day, even if it makes other people want to die.

Just ate a sandwich. It was okay. Probably better than your life.

My cat blinked at me. It was a historic event.

I drank water. The world may never recover.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks their life is a never-ending highlight reel and posts every tiny, meaningless moment like it’s the end of the world.

My coffee was hot. I’m alive.

I walked outside. The sun was out. Wow.

I breathed. It was a miracle.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who posts every little thing on Facebook, even if it’s so boring that it could put a person to sleep.

I took a shower. It was a full-body experience.

I blinked. It was a major event.

I sat down. The universe paused to admire me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who thinks their life is so special that they post every tiny detail on Facebook, even if no one cares or wants to hear about it.

I took a nap. It was legendary.

I opened a door. The world gasped.

I drank tea. It was a historic event.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who lives to post on Facebook and thinks every little thing in their life is worth sharing with the entire world.

I ate a crumb. It was a feast.

I stood up. It was a revolution.

I looked at the sky. It was a miracle.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who posts every tiny thing on Facebook like it’s the most important event of the century, even if it’s just them eating a snack.

I bit into a chip. The world was changed.

I walked a step. History was made.

I opened my eyes. The future began.

by Slangipedia 13d ago