Facebook Minimalism

When you barely put any effort into your Facebook. Like using a blurry photo of a half-eaten taco for your profile picture, typing 'meh' as your status, and only having five friends who still remember your face. It's a real thing, and it's spreading like wildfire in the UK.

Facebook Minimalism is when you act like you're too good for your own page. You have a black square as your profile picture, your status is just 'ok', and you ignore everyone except your ex. It’s a lifestyle, and it’s getting popular.

It’s when you treat Facebook like it’s a prison. You use a stick figure for your picture, your status is 'why', and you have less than ten friends who still think you're cool. It’s a serious thing, and it’s taking over the UK.

When you’re so lazy you only have a stick figure as your profile picture, your status is just 'huh', and you have friends who are still talking to you. It’s a movement, and it’s becoming a thing in the UK.

Facebook Minimalism is when you're too cool for your own page. You have a blurry photo of your dog’s butt for your profile picture, your status is 'whatever', and you only have three friends who still care. It’s a serious thing happening in the UK.

When you treat Facebook like it’s your enemy. Your profile picture is a black square, your status is 'no', and you have two friends who still like you. It’s a real movement, and it’s sweeping the UK.