facebook memory

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When you log on to Facebook just to laugh at the stupid pictures your friends took of you when you were drunk and probably crying.
Why is my face so red in this photo? I was drunk, not on fire.
This picture of me wearing a hat made of pizza boxes is the worst thing I've ever seen.
I looked like a raccoon in this photo. I was definitely crying.
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When you open Facebook for two seconds, then an hour passes, and you remember nothing but how many likes your cat got.
I opened Facebook to do my math homework. Now it's 2 a. m. and I'm still here.
I was supposed to write an essay. Now I'm just looking at my cat’s face.
I started doing my homework. Now I'm just checking if my mom liked my post.
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