Facebook Masturbator

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A Facebook Masturbator is someone who posts stuff and then hits the like button on everything they posted, like they're trying to prove they're not a total idiot.

I just posted a photo of my cat and immediately liked it. I'm a genius.

My status says 'I love pizza' and I liked it. I'm so proud.

I posted a link to a video and liked it. I'm a beast.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Masturbator is someone who stares at pictures of other people on Facebook and gets hard, like they're in a porn movie.

I saw a picture of my ex and got a boner. I'm a mess.

I like my cousin's profile picture and now I'm sad.

I stared at a photo of my teacher for 10 minutes. I'm a loser.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Masturbator is someone who hits the like button on their own stuff, just to feel important.

I liked my own post. I'm a king.

My status said 'I'm tired' and I liked it. I'm a god.

I posted a picture and liked it. I'm a legend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Masturbator is someone who likes their own stuff so much, it's like a mental illness. We call it FBation.

I liked my own post 12 times. I'm a beast.

I like my own picture so much, I'm crying.

I hit the like button on my own wall post. I'm a monster.

by Slangipedia 13d ago