facebook manager

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When some dumbass relative or spouse takes over your Facebook, posting, commenting, and replying like they’re you, while you’re either stuck in bed, broke, or covered in gravy.

My mom posted I was at the hospital but I was at the mall.

My brother replied to my post like I was alive when I was dead.

My dad commented on my vacation photo like he was there, but he was at the casino.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you have a bunch of Facebook friends who know too much about your life, and one of them will probably post something embarrassing about you, and you’re too scared to post anything yourself.

My ex posted I was single, but I was still married.

My coworker posted my bad haircut like it was a masterpiece.

My uncle posted my weight gain like it was a triumph.

by Slangipedia 4d ago