Facebook Man Hoe

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A guy who likes every nasty Facebook picture from some random girl. He leaves dumb comments like 'sooo beautiful' and 'hotttt' even though he's cheating on his girlfriend. A total waste of breath.

'So beautiful, I want to lick her face.', while his girlfriend is crying in the background.

'Hot enough to start a fire.', he's wearing his girlfriend's shirt.

'This girl looks like my mom. Wait, no, my mom is ugly.', he's still commenting on her photos.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A guy who can't stop liking every single Facebook post from girls he doesn't even know. He yells 'sooo beautiful' and 'hotttt' like a brain-dead chicken. He's a loser.

'So beautiful, I would date her even if she had a dog.', he's dating a girl who has three cats.

'Hotttt, I would kiss her face.', he's kissing his girlfriend's face while she's asleep.

'This girl is hot enough to make my dog jealous.', he's posting this while his dog eats his homework.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A guy who sees every Facebook picture and immediately comments like a desperate idiot. He says 'sooo beautiful' and 'hotttt' to every girl he doesn't know. He's a lying, cheating, dumbass.

'So beautiful, I would date her even if she was my teacher.', he's dating a girl who is definitely not his teacher.

'Hotttt, I would marry her.', he's married to his girlfriend and still commenting on other people's pictures.

'This girl is hot enough to make my dad blush.', he's posting this while his dad is watching TV.

by Slangipedia 13d ago