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A mom who posts on Facebook like she's got it all together, but her house is a disaster and her kids are basically raising themselves while she takes selfies in the chaos.

Posted a photo of a perfectly arranged breakfast while her toddler was crying in the background.

Tagged all her kids in a post about how she's the best mom ever, but forgot to mention she didn't know where the socks were.

Sent a DM to her best friend saying, 'I'm just so busy being awesome,' while her husband was on the phone arguing with the internet.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A mom who acts like she's got her life together online, but in reality, she's just trying to keep her kids from burning the house down while she posts about how great she is.

Posted a picture of her kids' art project while the dog was eating the dinner.

Sent a message to her mom saying, 'I'm doing great,' while her kid was crying on the floor.

Posted a status about how she's the best mom ever, but her husband said, 'You’re the best at pretending.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A mom who’s always posting on Facebook like she’s got it all under control, but her house is a war zone and her kids are surviving on luck and snacks.

Posted a picture of her kids’ lunch while the cat was on the table.

Sent a message to her best friend saying, 'I’m so busy being amazing,' while her kid was screaming in the other room.

Posted a status saying, 'I’m the best mom ever,' while her husband was watching the game on the couch.

by Slangipedia 4d ago