Facebook Makeover

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When you log into Facebook and delete everything that makes you look like a mess, like old selfies, stupid statuses, and that one video from middle school where you tried to rap and failed. You want people to think you're a hot mess, not the actual hot mess.
I deleted my 2012 rap video. It was a disaster.
My ex's picture is gone. I don't need reminders of my past.
I took out my dog's face from my profile. It was making me look weird.
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You clean up your Facebook so people don't think you're a loser. You take out bad photos, stupid statuses, and that one link to a YouTube video that was the worst ever. You want people to think you're cool, not the person who posted that 2014 status about pizza.
I took down my 2014 pizza status. It was embarrassing.
My bad photo from 2017 is gone. I look better now.
I deleted my YouTube link. It was the worst video ever.
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You do a total Facebook overhaul because your profile looked like a trash can. You delete all the stupid stuff, bad pictures, and old videos. You want to look like a total hot mess, not a real one.
I took out my middle school picture. It was a nightmare.
I deleted my 2016 rap video. It was a disaster.
I took down my 2015 status about pizza. It was stupid.
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You clean up your Facebook so people don’t think you’re the worst. You take out old selfies, stupid statuses, and that one link to a YouTube video that made your life worse. You want to look good, not like a total mess.
I deleted my old selfies. They made me look bad.
I took out my 2018 status. It was a joke.
I removed my YouTube link. It was the worst video ever.
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You do a Facebook face-lift because your profile looked like a disaster. You delete bad photos, stupid statuses, and that one video where you tried to sing and it was a total failure. You want to look like a hot mess, not the actual one.
I took out my middle school picture. It was the worst.
I deleted my 2016 rap video. It was a disaster.
I took down my 2017 status. It was stupid.
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You do a total Facebook clean-up because your profile looked like a disaster. You delete bad selfies, stupid statuses, and that one link to a YouTube video that was the worst ever. You want to look like a total hot mess, not the real deal.
I deleted my 2015 picture. It was a disaster.
I took out my 2017 status. It was stupid.
I removed my YouTube link. It was the worst video ever.
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