Facebook Mafia

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The backstabbing keyboard warriors who lurk in the shadows of your posts
You posted a photo of your breakfast and they replied 'That looks like dog food' 3 hours later
They liked your status but called you a 'disgusting loser' in a comment only you could see
They sent a friend request just to mock you in the comments
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The guys who post fake selfies just to make you feel bad
He posted a photo of a burger and said 'I eat this every day, you eat garbage'
She posted a vacation photo and said 'You're still stuck in the real world'
He posted a photo of his dog and said 'At least my dog likes me'
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The nerdy guys who think they're cool because they have 1000 friends
He posted 'I have 1000 friends, you have 2' just to show off
He sent you a message saying 'You're not cool, I'm cool' and it was 3 a. m.
He posted a photo of his gaming setup and said 'You're still using a phone'
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The guys who comment on your every post just to be annoying
You posted a photo of your cat and he said 'That's not a cat, that's a rat' just to be annoying
You posted a status and he said 'Still single? Wow' in the comments
He commented on your post 5 times in one day just to bother you
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The guys who lie about their lives just to make yours look bad
He said he has a job and a girlfriend, but he's just lying to make you feel worse
He said he's rich and you're poor just to rub it in
He said he went to college and you didn't, and he's not even smart
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The guys who post fake stories just to make you look stupid
He posted a fake story about how he beat you in a video game just to make you look dumb
He posted a fake story about how he's rich and you're broke
He posted a fake story about how he's in love with your crush just to make you jealous
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