facebook-lovers

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People who post sappy love messages on Facebook like it's the only way they can breathe. They act like they're in a rom-com, but their friends are just tired of seeing their faces in the background of every post.

I miss you more than I miss my lunch. You're my favorite snack.

We are forever. Like forever forever. No more forever.

You're the bestest best. I will never stop loving you.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They post every little thing about their love life like it’s a public service announcement. Their Facebook is just a highlight reel of their pathetic affection.

He texted me a picture of his coffee. I cried. I cried a lot.

We had a fight. I posted about it. He posted about it. Now everyone knows.

I love him. He loves me. That’s all that matters.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They treat Facebook like a diary for their love life. They don’t even care if their friends roll their eyes or start screaming in the background.

I feel like we're meant to be. Like, destiny or something.

He called me cute. I replied with a heart emoji. That’s the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me.

We are the best couple. Everyone else is just a distraction.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They write the most ridiculous love notes on Facebook, and they think it’s deep. Their friends just want to die quietly.

You're my forever. Forever is forever. I swear.

I can't live without you. I just bought a new phone. I'm not sure why.

Love is the reason I'm alive. I'm not sure why I'm still alive.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

They post so many love messages that Facebook thinks they’re in a relationship with the algorithm. Their friends are just collateral damage.

He said I'm the best. I believe him. I'm the best.

We are the best. No one else is even close.

I love you more than I love my job. My job is okay, though.

by Slangipedia 3d ago