Facebook loser

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A Facebook loser is someone who cries online like a baby but acts like a total waste of space in real life. They spend all day trying to flirt with people they don't even know.
Why is no one talking to me? I'm dying here.
I just posted a status about my sad life. No one likes it. I'm going to die.
I asked 10 people to hang out and only 1 said yes. I'm a failure.
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A Facebook loser is a person who posts dumb stuff all day and thinks everyone cares. They talk about going to the gym, drawing, or working like they're some kind of superhuman, even though no one ever responds.
I went to the gym today. I'm like a beast. No one likes me. I'm a beast with no friends.
I drew a stick figure. It's amazing. No one even commented.
I work 12 hours a day. I'm a legend. No one talks to me.
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A Facebook loser has a bunch of friends online but never talks to them. They don't comment, don't message, and don't even know what a box is. They’re like a ghost on social media.
I have 200 friends. They don’t even know I exist.
No one commented on my wall. I'm a ghost.
I’m in 10 boxes. No one even knows who I am.
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