Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Facebook user who posts stuff so boring that even their grandma ignores them.

I ate cereal for dinner. It was a big decision.

My dog won the lottery. I didn't.

I watched paint dry. It was dramatic.

2

Somebody who posts on Facebook like nobody’s watching, and nobody does.

I had a moment. It was brief.

I exist. That's all.

I like coffee. It's complicated.

3

A Facebook ghost who posts stuff so nobody even notices they're there.

I went to bed. It was a big deal.

I don’t know what I’m doing. But I’m doing it wrong.

I live alone. It’s a tragedy.

4

A Facebook user who posts stuff that’s so bad, even their cat rolls its eyes.

I had a thought. It was bad.

I’m not happy. I’m just here.

I exist. I’m confused.

5

Someone who posts on Facebook like it’s a punishment, and it probably is.

I’m alive. I’m tired.

I ate pizza. It was a mistake.

I did nothing. It was heroic.

6

A person who uses Facebook like it’s a confessional, but nobody’s listening.

I failed. I’m not sorry.

I’m sad. It’s a habit.

I’m here. I’m not happy.