Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who has 200+ friends but still cries into their phone because no one likes their dumb posts about how lonely they are.

'Why does no one like my post about my cat?'

'I have 200 friends but no one texts me.'

'I posted I'm sad and got one like. That's it.'

2

A person who has 200+ friends but still posts about how lonely they are just to get pity from people who don't even know them.

'No one replies to my posts. I'm dying.'

'I posted I'm lonely. Only my mom liked it.'

'I have 200 friends. None of them talk to me.'

3

A person who has 200+ friends but still feels the need to whine about how lonely they are on Facebook like it's a job.

'I'm so lonely. No one talks to me.'

'I posted I'm lonely. Only my dog liked it.'

'I have 200 friends. They all ignore me.'

4

A person who has 200+ friends but still complains about how lonely they are like no one has ever felt lonely before.

'Why doesn't anyone reply to my posts?'

'I have 200 friends. None of them like me.'

'I posted I'm lonely. Only my ex liked it.'

5

A person with 200+ friends but still acts like they're dying because no one replies to their lonely posts.

'I have 200 friends. They all ignore me.'

'I posted I'm lonely. Only my brother liked it.'

'I feel like I'm dying because no one replies to my posts.'

6

A person who has 200+ friends but still acts like they're the only one who ever feels lonely on Facebook.

'I'm the only one who feels lonely here.'

'No one talks to me. I'm the loneliest person ever.'

'I posted I'm lonely. Only my dog liked it.'