Facebook Loiterer

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A guy who sits on Facebook all day like it's his job and clicks like and comment buttons until his fingers fall off.

'Just saw a meme about cats. Had to comment, 'This is the worst day ever.''

'Liked a post from his ex's dog. Now he's getting messages from his ex.'

'Spent 3 hours arguing with a random person about pizza toppings.'

A person who lives on Facebook and thinks the whole world is in their News Feed.

'Saw a post about breakfast. Commented, 'You’re eating? At 2 PM? I’m still in pajamas.''

'Got into a fight with a stranger over a photo of a hot dog.'

'Liked 12 posts in 5 minutes and now can't remember what he did all day.'

Someone who stares at Facebook so much it's like it's a horror movie and they're the main character.

'Saw a picture of his mom and commented, 'You look like you're about to cry.' She texted him back, 'I am.''

'Lived-streamed his breakfast and got 7 likes.'

'Argued with a post about the moon for 20 minutes.'

A person who can't live without Facebook and acts like the app is their soulmate.

'Liked a post about thunderstorms. Now he's writing a love letter to the weather.'

'Commented on a photo of a sandwich, 'This is the best day ever.' Now the sandwich is texting him back.'

'Got into a 10-minute debate about the color of the sky on Facebook.'

A person who checks Facebook more than their own brain and comments on everything like it's their job.

'Commented on a post about traffic, 'I'm getting out of this car and going to jail.''

'Liked a post from his brother's pet goldfish. Now his brother is mad.'

'Argued with a post about coffee for 45 minutes.'