facebook lockdown

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A Facebook lockdown is when someone turns on every privacy setting like a boss, so you can only send them a friend request and maybe peek at their profile picture. You can’t do anything else unless they accept your request.

Trying to message my ex, but it just says 'Send Friend Request' like I’m begging for mercy.

I tried to look at my cousin’s timeline, but it blocked me like I stole her lunch money.

I tried to comment on my friend’s post, but it said 'You can’t do that' like I was a bad kid.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Facebook lockdown is when someone makes their profile so private, it’s like a fortress. You can’t do anything but send them a friend request and maybe see their face.

I tried to like my teacher’s post, and it said 'You’re not even a friend.' Like, I’m not even a friend? What does that even mean?!

I tried to look at my crush’s profile, but it was locked down like a secret mission.

I tried to tag my mom in a post, and it said 'Tagging is not allowed.' Like, who even lets you tag people?!

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Facebook lockdown is when someone turns on all their privacy settings, so you can only send a friend request and maybe see their face. You can’t even look at their timeline unless they let you in.

I tried to see my brother’s timeline, and it said 'You need to be friends.' Like, we live in the same house! Why do I need to be friends?!

I tried to message my friend, but it said 'Friend Request Only' like I was a beggar.

I tried to look at my neighbor’s posts, but it blocked me like I was a stalker.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Facebook lockdown is when someone makes their profile so private, you can only send a friend request and maybe see their face. You can’t do anything else unless they accept your request.

I tried to comment on my friend’s post, and it said 'Friend Request Only' like I was a stranger.

I tried to like my mom’s post, but it said 'You’re not even a friend.' Like, I’m not even a friend? What’s next, family?!

I tried to tag my friend in a post, and it said 'Tagging is not allowed.' Like, who even lets you tag people?!

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Facebook lockdown is when someone turns on every privacy setting, making you only able to send a friend request and maybe see their face. You can’t even look at their timeline unless they let you in.

I tried to comment on my friend’s post, and it said 'You can’t do that' like I was a nobody.

I tried to like my crush’s post, and it said 'You’re not even a friend.' Like, I’ve been friends with my crush for years!

I tried to message my boss, and it said 'Friend Request Only' like I was a kid trying to get attention.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Facebook lockdown is when someone makes their profile so private, you can only send a friend request and maybe see their face. You can’t do anything else unless they accept your request.

I tried to tag my friend in a post, and it said 'Tagging is not allowed' like I was a criminal.

I tried to comment on my friend’s post, and it said 'You’re not even a friend' like I had no rights.

I tried to message my friend, and it said 'Friend Request Only' like I was a beggar.

by Slangipedia 4d ago