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Making up fake stories on Facebook to look cool when you're really just a sad loser.

I'm at the Met Gala. I'm not wearing a dress. I'm wearing a napkin.

I'm partying with celebrities. They're just my cousins. They’re also really bad at math.

I’m in a foreign country. I’m not speaking the language. I’m just yelling at a sandwich.

Thinking your life is awesome when it's just average and you’re too proud to admit it.

My life is perfect. I just got fired. I'm also eating cereal for dinner.

I’m living my best life. My best life is my dog watching me fail at a video game.

I’m chilling at the top of the world. The top of the world is my couch.

Showing off your boring life on Facebook like it’s a big deal.

Live: I’m eating my third bowl of ice cream. It’s important.

Live: I’m watching a show. The show is called 'The Show.'

Live: I’m doing absolutely nothing. That’s a lifestyle.

Livestreaming while doing something so bad it should be a crime.

Live: I’m robbing a bank. I forgot my mask. I look like a clown.

Live: I’m killing people. They’re my exes. They also forgot their masks.

Live: I’m stealing pizza. The pizza is from my mom. She’s mad.

Updating your status every five minutes like you're doing something important.

Status: I’m at the concert. It’s loud. I can’t hear my own thoughts.

Status: I’m at the concert. The concert is over. I’m still at the concert.

Status: I’m at the concert. I’m also eating a hot dog. The hot dog is louder than the concert.