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When someone thinks their life is so good it’s basically perfect, but it’s just a bunch of nonsense that makes you want to throw up.

Live streaming their breakfast at 7 a. m. while wearing pajamas and a fake beard.

Showing off their pet goldfish like it’s a world champion.

Announcing they’re ‘starting a new chapter’ while still wearing their old socks.

A Facebook tool that lets you broadcast your dumbest moments to everyone who has ever given you a passing grade.

Streaming their entire game of Candy Crush like it’s the Super Bowl.

Recording their dinner like it’s a Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

Live streaming their cat knocking over a glass of water like it’s a breaking news event.

When you lie so much on Facebook that you think your life is a movie, but it’s actually just a bad soap opera.

Posting that they’re ‘famous’ because their uncle’s cousin’s pet goat saw them once.

Claiming they’re a ‘rockstar’ because they once played a chord on a guitar.

Saying they’re ‘billionaire’ because they bought a $10 t-shirt from a store.

Live streaming while doing something so bad it’s basically a crime, like when you’re high and you decide to rob a convenience store.

Live streaming a robbery while yelling ‘I’m gonna be rich’ like it’s a rap song.

Streaming a murder while singing ‘Let It Be Me’ at the top of their lungs.

Live streaming a school shooting while eating a taco.

Updating your status like it’s a diary, but it’s just a bunch of nonsense that makes you want to punch the person.

Updating their status every 30 seconds with ‘I’m hungry’ and ‘I’m tired’ and ‘I’m alive’.

Writing a 100-word status about their sandwich like it’s a masterpiece.

Updating their status with ‘I think I’m going to die’ just because their coffee was cold.