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When your whole family signs up for Facebook and you get forced to look at their embarrassing life updates and bad photos.

My grandma posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat and said 'This is my new best friend.'

My dad shared a video of him dancing to 'Uptown Funk' in his pajamas.

My mom tagged me in a status that said 'My kid is a disgrace, but I still love him.'

A family curse where every relative joins Facebook and you're stuck with their cringe posts and fake happiness.

My uncle posted a status saying 'I’m rich now, but I still hate my job.'

My cousin shared a selfie with a weird filter and 10 hashtags.

My grandpa commented on my post with 'You look like a potato.'

Your family all being on Facebook and making you feel like you’re in a group project with your worst enemies.

My sister posted a picture of her breakfast and said 'This is the best day of my life.'

My brother sent me a DM that said 'You’re the worst. But I still like you.'

My mom posted a video of my dad singing karaoke and it was terrible.