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If it's not posted on Facebook, it's fake as hell and doesn't count.

My mom said she got a raise but didn't post it. I don't believe her.

He said he's rich but didn't show off his money on Facebook. Liar.

She said she broke up with him but didn't post it. Still together.

You can't trust anything unless it's on Facebook and it's got likes and comments.

He said he got a tattoo but didn't show it. Not real.

She said she's traveling but didn't post pictures. Probably lying.

He said he's single but didn't post a new status. Still married.

If it's not on Facebook, it's like it never happened.

He said he won the lottery but didn't post it. Still broke.

She said she got a new job but didn't update her status. Still unemployed.

He said he's moving but didn't post a picture of his new house. Still in the old one.

If it doesn't have a Facebook post, it's not real and you should laugh at it.

He said he's a celebrity but didn't post a video. Just a guy.

She said she's a chef but didn't post a photo of her food. Just a liar.

He said he's famous but didn't get any likes. Still unknown.

You can't believe anything unless it's on Facebook and it's got proof.

She said she's rich but didn't post her money. Still poor.

He said he's a rockstar but didn't post a concert. Still just a guy.

She said she's famous but didn't get any comments. Still unknown.