facebook leech

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A Facebook leech is someone who hits every post you make with a "like" or a comment that’s so generic it might as well be a robot.

I posted a photo of my cat and got a comment: "Cute cat." It was from my leech.

My leech commented on my vacation post: "That looks fun." I had to take a breath.

I posted a status about my ex and my leech wrote: "Still sad?" I wanted to die.

A Facebook leech is a fake friend who uses you like a dating app to hit on every girl in your friend list, even the ones you barely remember.

My leech sent a friend request to my ex from 1997. I still remember that date. It was terrible.

He added my college crush just because she was on my list. I had to block him.

He even tried to friend my mom’s best friend. I didn’t even know she had a best friend.