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When someone vanishes like a fart in a hurricane because they haven't posted in so long it's not even funny anymore.

DM: 'Hey, is this your ghost account?'

Post: 'This person is dead. I checked their grave.'

Status: 'They're not lazy. They're a ghost.'

When someone is so lazy they’ve turned Facebook into a tomb for their posts.

Tweet: 'This person's last post was from 2015. They’re not lazy. They’re dead.'

Status: 'They’re not missing. They’re buried under 1000 likes.'

DM: 'You’re not lazy. You’re a zombie.'

When someone’s so lazy they’ve made Facebook look like a desert with no water and no life.

Post: 'They’re not missing. They’re hiding in the desert of silence.'

DM: 'They’re not lazy. They’re a cactus. No water, no life.'

Status: 'This person has been offline so long I’ve started a cult for them.'

When someone is so lazy they’ve turned Facebook into a graveyard for their updates.

Status: 'They’re not missing. They’re in the graveyard of silence.'

Tweet: 'This person hasn’t posted since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.'

DM: 'They’re not lazy. They’re a zombie. And they’re buried.'

When someone is so lazy they’ve made Facebook look like a ghost town with no people and no fun.

Post: 'This person is a ghost. They haunt my feed once a year.'

Status: 'They’ve vanished. No trace. No fun. Just silence.'

DM: 'They’re not lazy. They’re a ghost. And they’re haunting my feed.'

When someone’s so lazy they’ve turned Facebook into a jail for their updates.

Tweet: 'This person is in Facebook jail. No posts. No freedom.'

Status: 'They’re not missing. They’re locked up in the cell of silence.'

DM: 'They’re not lazy. They’re a prisoner of their own feed.'