Facebook Layoffs

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Facebook Layoffs are like your ex deleting you from their friends list and adding your mom just to make you feel bad.

My ex blocked me and added my mom.

My friend got dumped by his ex and now follows his ex’s mom.

I got deleted by my ex and now follow my ex’s ex’s mom.

Facebook Layoffs are when your fake friends disappear and your real enemies start liking your posts.

My fake friends vanished and my ex started liking my posts.

My fake followers are gone and my nemesis is now my top fan.

My fake friends got laid off and my crush started commenting on my photos.

Facebook Layoffs are like your social media getting a divorce and taking all your followers with it.

My social media got a divorce and took my followers.

My account split up and now follows my ex’s account.

My friends list got divorced and now follows my ex’s friends list.

Facebook Layoffs are when your friends list gets fired and your enemies get promoted.

My friends list got fired and my ex got promoted.

My fake friends got laid off and my crush got a raise.

My friends list got axed and my enemies got a bonus.

Facebook Layoffs are like your friends list getting a pink slip and your ex getting a golden ticket.

My friends list got a pink slip and my ex got a golden ticket.

My fake friends got fired and my crush got a promotion.

My friends list got laid off and my ex got a raise.

Facebook Layoffs are when your friends list goes on vacation and your ex comes to work.

My friends list went on vacation and my ex came to work.

My fake friends got laid off and my crush got a new job.

My friends list took a break and my ex started commenting on my posts.